Friday, November 16, 2007

Week 11 Pick 'Em - Josh and BJ's Picks



Week 11 ladies and gentlemen, and there are still questions all around the league. What Ravens team is going to show up this weekend, and what kind of difference will hunk under center Kyle Boller make for the Ravens non-existant offense? Will the Bills use their passionate Buffalo crowd to their advantage and give the Patriots their first loss of their so far undefeated(*) season? And will the amazing Dolphins continue their trek to a winless season with John Beck starting at quarterback and Ricky Williams back with the team? We shall see.

Now for the picks. First mine, then BJ's.


RAVENS vs. Browns
Falcons vs. BUCCANEERS
EAGLES vs. Dolphins
CHARGERS vs. Jaguars
Texans vs. SAINTS
COLTS vs. Chiefs
LIONS vs. Giants
PACKERS vs. Panthers
Vikings vs. RAIDERS
BENGALS vs. Cardinals
Jets vs. STEELERS
Seahawks vs. BEARS
49ers vs. RAMS
COWBOYS vs. Redskins
Bills vs. PATRIOTS
Broncos vs. TITANS


Now for BJ's:

RAVENS vs. Browns
Falcons vs. BUCCANNEERS
EAGLES vs. DOLPHINS
CHARGERS vs. Jaguars
Texans vs. SAINTS
COLTS vs. Chiefs
Lions vs. GIANTS
PACKERS vs. Panthers
Vikings vs. RAIDERS
Bengals vs. CARDINALS
Jets vs. STEELERS
SEAHAWKS vs. Bears
49ERS vs. Rams
COWBOYS vs. Redskins
Bills vs. PATRIOTS
BRONCOS vs. Titans


Have a good weekend. Go Ravens.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Week 11 Fantasy Start/Sit 'Em



Welcome back Mr. Williams. After a 18 month layoff, you are now back with the god awful Dolphins. Maybe you and John Beck can finally win a game this weekend against the Iggles...or not so much.

And now - get your popcorn ready - it's the Week 11 Fantasy Football Start/Sit 'Em...

QB
Start -
Ben Roethlisberger (@ NYJ): His numbers have been Brady-esque the last three weeks (all divisional match up), 9 TDs, 2 INTs, and a average of 122.57 QB rating. Now can you imagine what he'll do against the third worse defense in the league?!

Sit -
JP Losman (v. NE): No-brainer of the week.

RB
Start -
Brian Westbrook (v. MIA): DeMatha high school grad. had three total scores last week at Washington. Expect big plays down on in South Beach. Miami has given up 12 rushing scores this season, second worse to Oakland.

Willie Parker (@ NYJ): I know. I know. "BJ - you've picked two Steelers, what's the deal?" How much I hate to say it, Pittsburgh looks good and have the AFC north on lock down. This Tar Heel will light it up in the Meadowlands.

Sit -
Jamal Lewis (@ BAL): No one, and I mean NO ONE, has or will be able to run on our D. We still have a bitter taste in our mouth from the last outcome at Cleveland. It's now or never with the Ravens and the D has always been the foundation of the team.

WR
Start-
Larry Fitzgerald (@ CIN): Cincy has a horrible pass D, unlike what the Ravens proved, Cincy's pass D is ranked 28th in the NFL and have allowed the second most passing TDs, next to Cleveland. Look for a big game from Fitz and Boldin at Paul Brown Stadium, in what can turn into a western shoot-out.

Randy Moss (@ BUF): Wait...yeah...he's Randy Moss.

*Mark Clayton (v. CLE): My sleeper pick of the week. Cleveland gives up the most passes 20+ yards. With Boller starting, and Billick's job on the line, look for a steady dose of the deep ball. Boller plays really well at home and Clayton is long over due for a break out game (unless his ankle is still holding him back).

Sit -
Dwayne Bowe (@ IND): a) Not a good time to being play against Indy right now. 2) Brodie is getting the nod at QB. Roll Tide?Ugh.

TE
Start -
Jeremy Shockey (@ DET): Indoors on the fast track, look for Shockey to over match the Lions' LBs.

Sit -
Vernon Davis (v. StL): Terp has been probably the biggest TE upset in fantasy land this year (not all on him though).

K
Start -
Rob Bironas (@ DEN): Little known fact of the week - the Titans are #1 in the NFL in field goals. The way these two teams match-up, look for a 19-13 final score.

Sit -
Ryan Lindell (v. NE): Josh Beckett may pitch a shut-out.

DEF/ST
Start -
Pittsburgh (@ NYJ): OK. Please don't kill me. Seriously, these two teams are on opposite sides of the spectrum in every sense of the word. Argh. I hate this but, the Steelers are going to completely dominate this game in every facet and may take control of the #2 seed by week's end.

Sit -
Baltimore (v. CLE): Have you seen Derek Anderson's numbers? Plus, C Mac & Rolle are more than likely to be out, again.


Chalk it up - tomorrow is Friday Pick'Em. Ferg and I'll be making our picks for every game. (Straight up NOT against the spread)

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

10 Things I Would Do To See The O's Win a Championship

By: Josh Ferguson


Yes, I would massage this man's feet to see the Orioles win a World Series.



It's getting old Pete. Another losing season? Are you serious? The glorious history of this Baltimore baseball franchise is now overshadowed by year after year of disappointment and mediocrity. Year after year we're fielding teams that provide the same outcome, a sub .500 record, while year after year I'm seeing people dancing in the streets with their teams who are performing on the baseball diamond, and bringing home the 'ship. Since Pete's not doing anything to try and win a championship for Baltimore, here's what I would do to see the Orioles win the World Series.

Let's do this.


10. SUMO WRESTLE RALPH FREIDGEN. The man is a beast. A huge, scary football fanatic. He would manhandle me. I'd be done in the 1st round as he lifts my 150 pound frame by my sumo diaper and tosses me across the room. It'd hurt, but I'd do it to see an O's championship.


9. MASSAGE PETER ANGELOS'S FEET. We've all seen the man's face; think about homeboy's feet. Nasty. I'd sink my hands into those dirty old things and give him the best deep tissue massage he could imagine; no gloves.


8. ATTEND A PARIS HILTON CONCERT. Paris Hilton's the prettiest jailbird out there, but this musical career thing she's been trying to pull; she's not fooling me. Paris Hilton can probably sing as good as Ashely Simpson did on Saturday Night Live. Wait? That's right.


7. DATE JESSICA ALBA. Yes. That's right. I would date Jessica Alba to see the O's hold up the trophy. Terrible, I know. It'd be tough, but I'm pretty sure I could pull it off. Come on, there's got to be at least one good thing on the list. If me and Jessica didn't work out I'd settle for Maria Sharapova.


6. GO OUT ON THE TOWN WITH PACMAN JONES. Well, going out on the town for a night with Pacman Jones is apparently kind of like being in a warzone. I'd be Pacman's wing man for a night to dance in the streets next to Nick Markakis, celebrating an O's World Series win. Mr. Jones and me.


5. STAR IN BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN 2. Enough said. Nasty.


4. NOT VOTE FOR PEDRO. You know whoever didn't vote for Pedro got a major butt kicking from Napoleon's brother Kip and his lady Lafawnda. Kip was training to be a cagefighter back then you know. You might now know him as Triple H.


3. RUN AT RAY LEWIS. The man is the scariest, most fierce player in the NFL, and if I were on the other side of the line looking into his eyes before the snap, I'd probably have to go to the sideline to change my jockstrap about every 3 plays. I know I would not want to be the person recieving a Ray Lewis hit. Maybe that's why McNair is so horrible now. Ray put his head through McNair's sternum back in the day. He's an animal.


2. MESS UP TOM BRADY'S HAIR. How is Tom Brady's hair always perfectly combed? Tom Brady's could come off the field after getting sacked hard three times, take off his helmet and his hair looks like its from the cover of one of those magazines in a salon. You know that he's got snipers hiding out all over the stadium waiting for someone to touch it. Touch his hair, you die. For an Orioles championship, I'd do it.


1. STAY AWAKE FOR A WHOLE ORIOLES GAME. It's tough. Probably the toughest thing on the list. That's why it's number one. Something has to be done to bring baseball back to Baltimore. It's been too long since the Orioles were playing in October. I'd hold my eyes open for the 3 boring hours of Orioles baseball, just to see them win a Series some day.



Baltimore fans want it. Baltimore fans need it. It's getting old Pete. It's getting old...

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Fear The Crippled Turtle. Rush the field.



Posted By: JoshUnderCenter

Walk or drive around the state of Maryland and it's hard to not see the symbol of the University of Maryland somewhere; our beloved Testudo holding an "M". Look a little harder and you will see on cars, walls, and anywhere a passionate fan has been, the Maryland sport's tokened phrase, "Fear The Turtle".



University of Maryland is a school known not only for it's world renowned academics, but also for it's ACC sports teams that are surrounded with history. From Boomer Esiason throwing touchdown passes on Saturdays in the early 80's, to Gary Williams fist pumping towards the student section at basketball games, Maryland sports are surrounded in tradition, and it has become a common action for other teams to "fear the turtle". Going into the 2007 Football season, I'm sure Ralph Friedgen and his boys had the idea of keeping that going; but, apparently these things called ligaments and bones had different ideas. Ever heard of them?

The story of the 2007 hasn't been about fearing the turtle at all. Until this past Saturday, this season has overall just been a huge disappointment at best. Injuries have killed the Terps. During the Georgia Tech game at home I remember two separate Medivac helicopters landing and being flown away with injured players. The injuries are the root of the disappointing season. When you don't have the personnel to carry out plays, what are you supposed to do; it's just not going to happen and there's really not alot you can do about it. The back ups just don't match the competition in a highly competitive Atlantic Coast Conference. There is no death warrant out for Ralph Friedgen for that reason; he just can't do anything about it. It's a tough thing to swallow, but it's reality. As a student here at UMD, I was highly anticipating this season, and after starting out a decent 4-2 and then losing 3 straight weeks, all to ACC foes, I was almost sure our season was all but done.

ACC losses on the road to Wake Forest (9/22, 31-24 in OT) and North Carolina (11/3, 16-13) and at home to Virginia (10/20, 18-17) and Clemson (10/27, 30-17) had Maryland fans coming into last Saturday's game vs. #8 ranked Boston College with about as much hope as a 3-legged horse has of winning the Preakness. But something happened on Saturday that no one expected. The Terps showed up with an offense finally; an electric offense at that. The Terps defense stayed right with Boston College's highly ranked defense, led by Heisman candidate Matt Ryan. It was something that no one expected and a perfect surprise for the fans that were tired of watching their team lose.

Sitting in Row P of Section 11 in the student section, I was stunned and going absolutely nuts. While it seemed our team hadn't thrown deep in ages, we were throwing bombs, and completing them. When we weren't throwing bombs, we were pounding the ball up the middle and to the side with Lance Ball or running reverses to Heyward-Bey for touchdowns. Trickery my friends, trickery. Who would've known? The Terps had new life.

As the clock ticked down in the 4th Quarter, and it read "Terps: 42 Boston College: 21", a possible win was starting to become a reality. By that point I had screamed "Hey, You Suck!" to the Boston College sideline so many times, I was waiting for them to run to their mothers crying. They were getting owned by the second worst team in the ACC on paper. The stairs were packed with students waiting to run onto the field. When Chris Turner kneeled for the final time to run the clock out and seal a 42-35 victory for the Terps, their second of the season over a Top-10 oppenent, the student section emptied onto the field. There were people running everywhere, and it was an amazing sight to see, especially for a team that had just won to go to 5-5. Standing in the middle of the field with 10,000 fellow students and the most excited football team in the country, Zombie Nation's "Kernkraft 400" played over the stadium speakers and the whole mob was jumping up and down together in joy, in new hope of possibly saving a season.

No one expected the Terps to win on Saturday. No one. The Diamondback, The University of Maryland school newspaper predicted a 38-10 Boston College victory. Upsets happen a lot in college football, but to see an offense that electric, a defense that held strong against a great offense, and a potential season saved is something so much sweeter than just stealing the candy from a team that was hoping for a possible National Championship berth.

After winning Saturday, with the pretty much disappointing season the Terps football team has had, I realized something. Through all the injuries, all the disappointing losses, all the criticism that this team has taken from people like myself and the media, they have a chance to potentially finish 8-5. 8 wins and 5 losses. Yes. Somehow.

8-5 is a good record in college football where anyone can beat anyone. Ask Michigan about that. With a season like this, 8-5 and a medicore bowl game would feel like something great to these players who have put their heart into every snap, and have been working hard to get past the boat load of injuries.

I wouldn't put it past them. After a win like I witnessed on Saturday, momentum is on their side, and obviously anything can happen in the ACC. Come on 8-5. Come on mediocre bowl game. Go Terps.

Boller Campaign for '07!



Posted by: BJUnderCenter

Sweet niblets!

Finally the Ravens have announced that they will be starting #7, Kyle Boller, this weekend at home against the second-place Cleveland Browns. Boller, who is only 26, will get the nod Sunday afternoon and the 2007 Heisman Trophy winner, Troy Smith, will be named the backup.

It was such a coincidence that McNair will be sidelined upon finding a shoulder injury - Hello! This is merely the polite way to bench the borderline Hall of Famer. The Ravens know what they're doing. As for the future, stay tuned. I see the decision of going with Boller for the remainder of the season turning one of two ways:

1) #7 resurrects the season, lighting it up on the field like a certain #7 of old (whom won't be mentioned by name). Boller will bring back the deep ball, opening up bigger holes for McGahee, who is hands down the Most Valuable Raven this season. This offensive surge will bring a quick glance of a Wild Card weekend but I don't see us getting to 9 wins at all!

B) #7 of old, Mr. Fumblin' & Bumblin', shows up...yet again. Leaving a ripe opportunity for the Heisman winner to take a shot at the helm of this struggling offense.

side note: If this scenario unfolds it'll remind me a lot of how the Orioles found the brilliance of Jeremy Guthrie this past season. Think about it. It may be the only positive thing we can take away from the season.

I can speak for Ferg when I say that the two of us are obnoxiously compassionate 'homers'. We're O's fans for crying out loud. We both agree that the second half of the season will be very intriguing. Will #52 get another mysterious injury? Which QB decides to show up? Will we go out and get Jeff George or trade up to get one of the MANY QB's coming out of college this season - Matt Ryan, John David Booty, Andre' Woodson, Colt Brennan, Dennis Dixon (no relation to Juan), and Eric Ainge to name only a few.

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